Mum when she wakes up:
"Tiger, what are you doing here?"
Me:
"Who, Me?"

Mum: "You aren't allowed in the couch, get down"
Me: "bla bla bla"

Me: "Why are you talking so much when I try to sleep....."

Me: "Dad, could you tell her to go down so I can get some sleep, she makes so much noise"